mrmeriwether:

yeahbanero-bells:

wolvensnothere:

Whoa.

I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh” 

CEOs all runnin around terrified of blue shells from the homeless

bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

It’s the World Wide Web

randomfactor:

interpretivescreaming:

usbdongle:

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It’s like looking in a mirror

I CAN’T STOP THINKING ABOUT THIS

Everything interests me, but nothing holds me.
— Fernando Pessoa (via cytolene)
Every introvert alive knows the exquisite pleasure of stepping from the clamor of a party into the bathroom and closing the door.

Sophia Dembling (via souffehz)

God, I feel calmer just imagining it.

(via lemonsharks)