That was cool, that was like a threesome— in a way.

Look at the Hardy Boys! They started out as kid detectives just solving mysteries in Bayport and now they have an entire book series about them!”

Who should be sat on the Iron Throne at the end of it?

Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to.

glasshammers:

johnbaldessorry:

lindsaychrist:

this is actually how abortion works. stay informed.

INCREDIBLE

this is so wild

poehlerization:

wise words from a character who was once sued by the san diego zoo