How I imagine it went down


C.S. Lewis:  
I made you a character in my book!

J.R.R. Tolkien:  
OMG me too!

Lewis:  
You're the man who created the wardrobe that leads to Narnia!

Tolkien:  
...

Lewis:  
Who am I?

Tolkien:  
A tree

Lewis:  
............

Tolkien:  
But, like, a cool tree

starblaine:

Marvel’s Chris Crisis (Chrisis) do the ice bucket challenge * * *

zach’s exit ( we’ll miss you, you fruit loop dingus ♡ )

materiajunkie:

"Curing AIDS? Shit, that’s like Cadillac making a car that lasts for 50 years. And you know they can do it, but they ain’t going to do nothing that fucking dumb. Shit, they got metal on the Space Shuttle that can go around the Moon and withstand  temperatures of up to 20,000 degrees, you mean to tell me you don’t think they can make an El Dorado with a fuckin’ bumper that don’t fall off?"

- Chris Rock (“Bigger and Blacker”, 1999)

Chris Evans’ Ice Bucket Challenge 

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tastefullyoffensive:

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sirtophatthethird:

wayfaring-mermaid:

specialagentofthelamb:

This woman deserves a round of applause and a throne of gold. This is the most realistic & amazing thing for someone to say for this generation of students. I wasn’t able to go to college this year because my parents can’t afford to send me and I had every scholarship, grant, loan known to man and it still wouldn’t work. Finally someone gets it!

Preach!

WHAT DOES IT TAKE FOR PEOPLE TO REALIZE THIS?!

SO MANY OTHER COUNTRIES EITHER PAY FOR THEIR POPULATIONS’ EDUCATION OR JUST WRITE OFF THE BILL IF DOESN’T GET PAID FOR.

THE WAY THE AMERICAN EDUCATION SYSTEM WORKS IS BACKWARDS AND MANGLED.

And not just the government making money, but predatory private lenders and schools that charge too damn much because they can. I graduated #2 in my class, had nearly perfect grades, and still wound up with about $40,000 in loans on top of my scholarships and grants.

Anonymous asked:
One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?

marfmellow:

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

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SEX WORK IS REAL WORK! FUCK YOU!